Twinkle Andress Cavanaugh
I saw her today on MSNBC talking about the War in Iraq. She was claiming that the Democrats are anti-American in their current rhetoric for wanting to pull out of the war. She quoted Howard Dean (DNC leader) for calling Republicans "only white Christians" after trying to defend Rep. Jean Schmidt's (R-Ohio) quip from a Marine colonel: "He asked me to send Congress a message -- stay the course. He also asked me to send Congressman Murtha a message -- that cowards cut and run, Marines never do," Schmidt said. Murtha is a 37-year Marine veteran.
[HEY SCHMIDT! Insert foot in mouth now.]
Anywayz...
What if for some reason (and I am being very hypothetical here) if she were to rise in the ranks, run for President, and win?
Reporter #1: "Umm...Madame President Twinkle...Do you feel that the other heads-of-state are wrong when they giggle at the sound of your name as you enter a room?"
President Twinkle: "Yes...I do. Now...does anyone have a legitimate question to ask regarding this summit?"
Reporter #2: "Madame President Twinkle...if you could be any star in this grand universe of ours, excluding Holly and Bali Woods, which one would you be and why?"
President Twinkle: "For God's sake! This press conference is OVER!"
I don't think the press would ever get over her name.
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