tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-173069402024-03-13T15:18:27.642-04:00BigOleMess.comDevoted to life stories, people, and events that are BIG OLE MESSES! ....and pop culture in general.Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-59891438149328049172011-05-23T15:44:00.003-04:002011-05-23T15:51:44.713-04:00Obama's Presidential Cadillac Bottoms Out at Embassy??Obama's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_state_car_(United_States)">$300,000 secure-as-ever presidential ride </a>can't get over a simple hump? It's bullet proof and fitted with military grade armor and gets STUCK on the way out. What a Big Ole Mess.<br />
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Let's all say it in unison: "SITTING DUCK". oops<br />
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*Thanks to my good friend ardent for passing this along!Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-77426320165514334002011-05-20T15:31:00.000-04:002011-05-20T15:31:17.250-04:00Wait for Da BLING!#34 of <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/50-reaons-why-the-world-is-definitely-ending">"50 Reasons Why The World Is Definitely Ending On Saturday"</a> from BuzzFeed.com<br />
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...annnnnnd #23! Who knew THIS existed? Amazeballs.<br />
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If you haven't heard by now, The Rapture happens <b>this Saturday</b>! Don't know what the rapture is? Well, Six Feet Under (a groundbreaking HBO series), illustrates it fairly well in the following video (sans the very end...poor lady). <br />
<blockquote>Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. ~ 1 Thess 4:17 </blockquote><br />
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Harold Camping, an 89 year old televangelist that operates the Family Radio Network, has predicted that May 21, 2011 is *the day* of *The Rapture*. He has calculated this date from various verses in The Bible. I won't go through the lengthy "proof" of the calculation here, but you can read alllll about it on the <a href="http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/">eBible Fellowship website</a>.<br />
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It's quite absurd to believe these folks that truly think that Saturday is IT. Even the Bible says no one would know exactly when the Second Coming of Jesus Christ would be!<br />
<blockquote>No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. ~ Mark 13:32</blockquote>Despite this, some people have sold all their possessions and have been<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/03/06/judgment.day.caravan/index.html?hpt=C1"> traveling the country in caravans</a> warning people of the forthcoming Judgement Day. Talk about a bunch of Big Ole Messes! What are these people going to do on SUNDAY when they are still here? I envision and fear mass suicides on Sunday if the Rapture fails to take place. These date-setters have been around for thousands of years. Rapture dates have been set and then passed with nothing happening. Here's an <a href="http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm">EXHAUSTIVE list</a> of failed and future dates...redonkulous.<br />
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Now, I am in no way knocking the act of spreading the "Good News", educating people about Jesus Christ, and/or preparing oneself for an event such as this (preparation should be a daily thing anyway!). HOWEVER, I think it's a waste of time trying to calculate the date of the Second Coming. WWJD? Jesus would look at you come Sunday morning and say, "BLAM! PSYCH! You're a BIG OLE MESS for believing in those false prophets!". If the Rapture *does* occur on Saturday I'm going to chalk it up to pure coincidence as I rise to the clouds. Preferably I hope it's a clear, blue-sky kind of day.<br />
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Anywho, if you DO believe in May 21, 2011 I suggest you <a href="http://www.craigslist.com/">craiglist </a>all your possessions. Oooh! You could also <a href="http://www.zaarly.com/">Zaarly </a>all your belongings! Zaarly is new and helps you buy and sell with people around you. Just make sure you sell for $0 since you won't need any dolla bills in heaven! Also, you might want to check into <a href="http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/">After the Rapture Petcare</a> if you have any furry friends that will be left behind. If your pet is a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg">honey badger</a>, then don't bother with this. He don't care. <br />
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Trump <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/donald-trump-ends-presidential-run-right-before-celebrity-apprentice-finale/2011/05/16/AFnun24G_blog.html">ain't runnin'</a> y'all. Meatloaf is not too happy about it. That's all...<br />
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This HAD to be intentional! Right? If so, it's a Big Ole Mess!! ...and Beatrice: ain't nobody knew who the HELL you were before wearing that <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1386026/Princess-Beatrice-kicks-charity-auction-THAT-Royal-Wedding-hat-5-000.html">RIDICULOUS hat</a>.<br />
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Now you're crazy popular! So many people want to feed you an apple through a fence! YAY!!<br />
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***UPDATE***<br />
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BOOOOO!! That picture is photo-shopped to filth!! Being duped is a BigOleMess... =(<br />
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[...still funny tho...] =)<br />
Here's the real deal:<br />
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What's up hoes?? My better half introduced me to the best animated character OF ALL TIME (cue Kanye) last weekend...BITCH PUDDING!! BLAM!! This Big Ole Animated Wonderful Mess reminds me of a SUPER sassy, blonde haired Suzzanne Sugarbaker (from Designing Women) mashed up with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas (you know...ghetto-girl voice coming out of a white girl). <br />
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She first appeared (for seven seconds) on Robot Chicken during [adult swim] in the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIISe2LgfD0">"My Black Cherry is Gone"</a> segment. She made QUITE the impression! <br />
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According to <a href="http://bitchpuddin.com/">bitchpuddin.com</a>, <blockquote>The Bitch was voiced by <a href="http://www.kateesackhoff.com/">Katee Sackhoff</a>.</blockquote>Katee: THANK YOU!<br />
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***EDIT*** I just found her *real* second appearance! It's here: <a href="http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Beginning_Season_Five">"Beginning Season Five"</a> in the "Saving Private Gigli" episode of Robot Chicken. BLAM!!<br />
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I almost died from the hysterical laughing that ensued after watching the THIRD (and sadly last) appearance of Bitch Puddin: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfidfHCI5f8">"YO NAME IS ****FACE!!"</a>. I have to say I LOVE how she *twirls* out of the door on her exit. <br />
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Many peeps are obsessed with Miss Bitch now, and riots may break out if we don't get more of her soon! She's only been on Robot Chicken three times! ugh! Bring her back!! I found two Facebook pages dedicated to Bitch Pudding <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bitch-Pudding/117724934918496">here</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/blammmm?sk=wall">here</a>. Go ahead and LIKE her and get you a taste of some Bitch Puddin!!!Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-68288752153545167122011-05-04T13:56:00.007-04:002011-05-04T14:54:51.450-04:00Driving and Shaving: The New Texting-While-DrivingCLEARLY this woman is a BIG OLE MESS. Read for yourselves! (Originally saw this on a friend's tweet/twitpic here: <a href="http://twitpic.com/4tcduy">http://twitpic.com/4tcduy</a>)<br />
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Feeling like a BIG OLE MESS today? Well head on over to <a href="http://www.fmylife.com">fmylife.com</a> and post your anecdote for the masses to read! These are hilarious! The best part is agreeing with the post or voting that the person "deserved" what happened to them. <br />
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Here are a few of today's notable posts:<br />
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<blockquote>Today, I was walking down the street and i saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. I thought it fell out of the pocket of the man in front of me so i decided to do the right thing and i asked him if he dropped it. He said yes and took it. I later realized the 20 dollars was mine. FML<br />
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Today, friends threw me a party for finishing my dissertation. I've worked on it for months. They carried my computer downstairs to have music, dropping it halfway. My work was on there. Only back-up? On my flash drive I just found on the floor, crushed by someone's foot. It's due tomorrow. FML<br />
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Today, I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it, I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So, I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins. FML</blockquote><br />
<a href="http://www.FMyLife.com">www.FMyLife.com</a>Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-18386147537782516652009-03-02T18:16:00.006-05:002009-03-02T18:44:26.182-05:00Put a ring on it...... takes a whole new meaning<iframe src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/29463706#29463706" frameborder="0" width="425" scrolling="no" height="339"></iframe> <style type="text/css">.msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} </style><br /><br />Check those Frosty drinks before drinking them! This story is a big ole mess. Although they did get flown to New York to appear on the Today Show. She ate the Frosty on a Tuesday and it came out on Thursday (ewwww!). Our hope is that she is getting another ring as this one might be a bit too repulsive for folks to admire.<br /><br />BOM!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-26962481229966063542009-03-02T14:14:00.006-05:002009-03-02T14:28:19.522-05:00SURPRISE! Red-Staters Top Consumers of Porn<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.stateofsunshine.com/images/electoral1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="http://www.stateofsunshine.com/images/electoral1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />According to a <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/Business/Story?id=6977202&page=1">news report from ABC</a>, conservatives are the top consumers of online porn. It really doesn't surprise me. The more restricted one is on some aspect of life, then the more he wants it. I particularly found this tid-bit interesting:<br /><br /><blockquote>"Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama."</blockquote><br />So does this mean Oblahblah won't be surfing xTube.com up in the White House? Now it makes me wonder if Bush was. Read the article for yourself, but I thought it was definitely worth mentioning here!Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-17287288806725928882009-03-02T10:48:00.005-05:002009-03-02T11:22:15.265-05:00Nation's Capital Pretending to Work Today<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.usatoday.com/weather/_photos/2006/02/12/apweathersnowstorm.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 498px; height: 326px;" src="http://images.usatoday.com/weather/_photos/2006/02/12/apweathersnowstorm.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />So, since Obama said the following on January 28th, 2009:<br /><br /><blockquote>"My children's school was canceled today. Because of what? Some ice?" he said, a note of derisive incredulity creeping into his voice. "As my children pointed out, in Chicago, school is never canceled. In fact, my 7-year-old pointed out, you'd go outside for recess in weather like this. You wouldn't even stay indoors." - The Washington Post</blockquote><br />...the feds at OPM (<a href="http://www.opm.gov/status/">www.opm.gov/status</a>) were fearful to cancel work for Federal Employees in Washington, DC today! If they had I'm sure Oblahblah would have started out his 1:00pm press conference (to announce <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/us/politics/03health.html?hp">Gov. Kathleen Sebelius as HHS secretary</a>) deriding the local officials and OPM itself. Since yesterday the DC area has had <a href="http://www.nbcwashington.com/weather/stories/SixInchesofSnow.html">6-9 inches of snow</a>. This is a completely different environment than it was on January 28th with a lil' snow and some ice.<br /><br />Obama forgets that DC is a city full of people from all over the country and all walks of life. People mixing together culture and DRIVING patterns. I made my way to work today just fine, but I'm sure new (and possibly old) residents from the South are not having fun today on the roads! The old Texas administration would have canceled work in a heartbeat! <br /><br />Some of you are probably thinking, "OMG...it's no big deal...just some snow". Well that's fine and dandy, but I'm telling you regardless if federal employees came into work today or not: ain't nothin' gettin' done fo yo asses today by the feds. This whole day is awash and a big ole mess.Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-5733619420301384502009-02-27T17:34:00.004-05:002009-02-27T17:40:50.460-05:00Video Bloggers = BIG OLE MESS<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.stomp.com.sg/talkback/videoblogger.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.stomp.com.sg/talkback/videoblogger.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />OK, I'm on a roll today. I added a new "ad unit" to the right side of the page. It's something new that YouTube and Google's Adsense have put together. Anyway, I really had no idea what would pop up there, but as you can see it's a lot of video bloggers. So far, the entries displayed have been crazies. Check it out for yourself! You can now view <span style="font-weight:bold;">big ole messes</span> like the one above via video everyday. Just click on the right! LOLInterface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-86713013411898621472009-02-27T16:53:00.005-05:002009-02-27T17:03:23.229-05:00Open it Steve!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090226/oscar-cover-story/oscar-curtain_l.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090226/oscar-cover-story/oscar-curtain_l.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Ya'll remember the curtain not opening during the Best Supporting Actress montage at the Oscars this year? I totally forgot about it. We could hear someone on the mic yelling "Steve! Open it!". LOL...that was a mess, but Entertainment Weekly cleared up the matter here:<br /><br /><blockquote>''Steve is a stagehand,'' confirms a rep for the Academy, who assures us that the goof was not the poor guy's fault. ''He is not in trouble. It was a technical glitch.''</blockquote><br />Technical glitch or not, I thought it was a precursor for the rest of the telecast. Thankfully it wasn't because I thought it was one of the BEST Oscars in years! =)Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-7395435799174893802009-02-27T10:47:00.005-05:002009-02-27T10:56:00.863-05:00Biden Needs Your Website "Number"Is Joe Biden taking over for George W. Bush in the gaffe department? Biden comes across as uninformed in this video from CNN's Jeanne Moos. He didn't know what the website ADDRESS was for the public information on the new stimulus plan. He asked his aides for the website "number" during a live interview...MESS! In subsequent speeches he would state ".com" intead of ".gov". The stimulus bill website is <a href="http://www.Recovery.GOV">www.Recovery.GOV</a> for those that want to know. Oh, and by the way Biden, my website number is <a href="http://www.BigOleMess.com">www.BigOleMess.com</a>! <br /><br /><script src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/js/2.0/video/evp/module.js?loc=dom&vid=/video/politics/2009/02/26/moos.biden.blooper.cnn" type="text/javascript"></script><noscript>Embedded video from <a href="http://www.cnn.com/video">CNN Video</a></noscript>Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-24555010542212535172009-02-27T10:21:00.006-05:002009-02-27T11:03:18.618-05:00Honk if You're Paying my Mortgage!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/honk.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 430px; height: 129px;" src="http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/honk.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />LOL!! This is awesome. The Tennessee Republican Party is making these. Here's their press release about the stickers: <br /><br /><blockquote>The Tennessee Republican Party has released a new bumper sticker designed to let people express their frustration with the relentless march by the Obama administration and the out-of-control Democrat Congress to enact endless “bailouts” and “economic stimulus” packages that are pushing America trillions of dollars deeper into debt.<br />The sticker, which reads HONK if you’re paying my mortgage, is available on the Tennessee Republican Party’s website, www.tngop.org, for a small donation to the party.<br />“If President Obama gets his way, the 92 percent of American homeowners who pay their mortgages on time will be forced to do with less in the future so that the Obama administration can use their money to reward banks that offered bad loans to customers who had no business accepting them,” said Bill Hobbs, communications director for the Tennessee Republican Party. “Government has no business forcing one American to pay another American’s mortgage. It’s time for the Obama administration to stop the bailout madness, unshackle the economy and the creativity of the American people by reducing personal and business taxes and cutting government red-tape and interference in the economy, and let the free markets work.”</blockquote><br /><br />I know one thing: I've been paying my mortgage ON TIME since it started over 1.5 years ago. Ain't no one else payin' it! I kinda wish they were though....maybe for a couple months. That'd be nice!! ;)Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-9223223311086101662009-02-24T00:03:00.005-05:002009-02-24T00:15:47.422-05:00SJP: Your Cup Overfloweth<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WeStWUoKl8w/SaOBZn5DAAI/AAAAAAAAAb8/bBA9Nq6vWRY/s1600-h/SJP.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 296px; height: 450px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WeStWUoKl8w/SaOBZn5DAAI/AAAAAAAAAb8/bBA9Nq6vWRY/s400/SJP.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306227063177543682" /></a><br /><br />Hey Sarah Jessica....you were NOT at the Golden Globes on Sunday night, but your two best friends sure thought they were! Lordy girl...you almost busted out of the top of that dress! I didn't really notice you during the Red Carpet walk or during the Oscar telecast. A Hawaiian friend sent me your photo. He must have thought you looked quite "sunny" on Sunday night! BTW...I was glad to hear about a possible sequel to the Sex and the City Movie. =)Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-33253385019971474062009-02-21T14:35:00.010-05:002009-02-21T14:52:09.763-05:00M-I-Crooked Letta, Crooked Letta-I.....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WeStWUoKl8w/SaBY-atPG3I/AAAAAAAAAbs/NuRUWMc9JAA/s1600-h/MSUBaseballSign.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WeStWUoKl8w/SaBY-atPG3I/AAAAAAAAAbs/NuRUWMc9JAA/s400/MSUBaseballSign.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305338190386633586" /></a><br />I LOVE my Bulldogs buuuuuut....someone's head should be rolling for this embarrassing mistake! How about you use spell check before sending the graphic file to the sign fabricator! M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I!!! I'm sure Greg Byrne, the Athletic Director at State, had a nice FIT over this one! OH...and another thing! Where the hell is the new M-State logo? Mississippi State has new <a href="http://www.msstate.edu/web/visualid/">Visual Identity Standards</a> that were implemented this past fall. It was a huge deal....where's the new logo??<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.msstate.edu/web/visualid/doc-images/3M-States.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 94px;" src="http://www.msstate.edu/web/visualid/doc-images/3M-States.png" border="0" alt="" /></a>Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-70321036440805660382009-02-20T11:31:00.005-05:002009-02-21T14:51:32.638-05:00B.O.M. Watch: What if Ledger Doesn't Win Oscar?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080122/heath-ledger-joker_l.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 344px; height: 459px;" src="http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080122/heath-ledger-joker_l.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Lord, I would hate to be the actor that was called the winner if not called for Heath. He'd instantly be hated online and probably not know what in the hell to say at the mic....especially with Ledger's family sitting right there in the front or near the front row. Whew! We shall SEE what happens! <br /><br />I agree with Tom Charity from CNN: <i>"The idea that Heath Ledger won't win for "The Dark Knight" is so unthinkable, I can only imagine mass walk-outs at the ceremony and riots breaking out across the country if it doesn't come to pass."</i> <b>LOL</b><br /><br />You can read the full article <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/20/oscar.picks/index.html">here</a> about Oscar predictions.Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-62714505693943160952009-02-18T23:22:00.005-05:002009-02-18T23:41:13.903-05:00American Idol Background Goth Chorus Runs out of Steam Halfway Through Telecast<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp341/Drevas383/AMERICAN20IDOL20LOGO.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 163px;" src="http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp341/Drevas383/AMERICAN20IDOL20LOGO.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Totally kidding...BUT....what in the HELL is up with the dramatic, tense, new background track AI plays while giving contestants results? There is a resounding "aaaaahhhhhHHHHHH" in the middle every 30 seconds or so. It's a little obnoxious.<br /><br />And can we all breath a HUGE sigh of relief that Tatiana is NOT in the top 12 on American Idol!?! Meltdown on stage tonight! Drama QUEEEEN! (Shhh...Tatiana...here's a seecret....I heard there are 3 wild card spots! You may still have a chance Tatiana! Like one one-thousandth chance girl!)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/02/17/images/20090218_idol_190x190.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 190px; height: 190px;" src="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/02/17/images/20090218_idol_190x190.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-76204560491564140332009-02-18T15:26:00.002-05:002009-02-18T15:33:09.016-05:00BigOleMess Furniture Item - GOTTA HAVE IT!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2190/116/70/26507834/n26507834_34426417_5352.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 448px; height: 604px;" src="http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2190/116/70/26507834/n26507834_34426417_5352.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />I recently came across this EXQUISITE piece in Calvert, TX. I mean...who doesn't want a camouflage twin headboard for their child's room?<br /><br />I was quite excited to find this. It means that I can most likely have the same furniture artisan design me a California King headboard in Desert Storm camouflage! I've had this on my list since '91!Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-12896663688420617332009-02-17T20:51:00.005-05:002009-02-17T21:05:27.133-05:00Inflight Wi-Fi on Southwest Airlines - User Testimony<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/15300/04_2008/SW.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 550px; height: 247px;" src="http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/15300/04_2008/SW.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Holy shit! I had no idea my flight from Houston Hobby to Baltimore Washington airport was going to have a prototype in-flight Wi-Fi system on it! (See <a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/01-23-2008/0004741059&EDATE=">this article</a>.) I'm typing this post from 39,000 feet in the air! I am a BIGOLEMESS right now. Jack and Diet Coke to my right....and I'm about to get into one of my Cadbury Cream Eggs I brought on board with me. I'm one of those people that LOVES them. I also realize there's a group of peeps that HATE them....yeah?...well screw you! They are awesome, and so is in-flight Internet access. <br /><br />So far, I have had ZERO issues with the in-flight Wi-Fi. It's satellite based from the airplane. There is a slight lag, but nothing horrible. I'm used to lightning fast Verizon FiOS....so to most people the connection speed is probably on par.<br /><br />Anyway, I definitely wanted to post a blog entry from the air. Yes, I know it's been a while since I've posted and there are WAY too many BIG OLE MESSES I should have covered (OCTO-MOM, the stimulus bill, Coldplay NOT winning Best Album and Best Record at the Grammys...not to mention countless others). Sorry! I'll try to be better about posting. <br /><br />Signing off from 39,000 feet over the Mississippi Delta (how do I know? well...go here: <a href="http://flightaware.com/live/flight/SWA43">FlightAware.com</a>)!!Interface7http://www.blogger.com/profile/16278454953793734816noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-36817644650773149502009-01-26T13:18:00.006-05:002009-01-26T13:28:57.028-05:00SAG AWARDS 2009 - Katie Holmes<a href="http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/01/katie-holmes-sag-awards-2009.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/01/katie-holmes-sag-awards-2009.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />We have to wonder if Katie was rushed to the stage as a presenter last night at the SAG Awards. If you were watching you probably noticed that one headlight was pointing down and one headlight was slightly higher and pointing up. It was a big ole mess. Did she forget her wonder bra, was she wearing a bra or does she just need a dozen big macs to go to help her body adjust to her tiny, tiny frame. At least Katie was part of the surprise of the evening when Sean Penn won best actor for "Milk".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17306940.post-74874775022184593492009-01-13T08:53:00.001-05:002009-01-13T08:55:44.537-05:00The link for the Ann Coulter smackdown by The View<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbWSfIL1d4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbWSfIL1d4</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0