12.21.2005

BOOOOO!

Damn you FX! You fucked up and released those pictures too soon! I bet SOMEONE got FIRED yesterday over at FX Networks!! However, it was my own curiosity that ruined the finale for me! The story was great though...bravo! I wonder what's up with Julia's new baby and what happened to the white supremasist guy? I was like "HELL YEAH!" when Cherry Peck got up from that shallow grave and knocked the shit out of him with that shovel!

Anywho...Quentin and Kit....rot in hell. You're NAST and caused one hell of a BIG OLE MESS down in Miami carving up everyone. Wonder if the citizens of Madrid will be your new canvas...???...'Till next season...!

12.20.2005

WHO IS IT

THIS IS CRAZY






Brittany Snow Interview!

Great interview about the season finale of Nip/Tuck tonight by Brittany Snow (Matt's girlfriend in the show). check it out here: INTERVIEW

Excerpt:
"Snow has had a recurring role this season as Ariel, the new girlfriend of perpetually troubled teen Matt McNamara (John C. Hensley), who was raised by plastic surgeon Dr. Sean McNamara (Dylan Walsh), but is actually the biological son of his partner and best pal, Dr. Christian Troy (Julian McMahon).

The role has been a revelation for Snow's fans, which are used to seeing her as the apple-cheeked, wholesome Meg on NBC's "American Dreams." As Ariel, the loyal daughter of a white supremacist (Brian Kerwin), Snow donned black clothes and eyeliner, sported Teutonic jewelry and spouted neo-Nazi slogans.

"It's actually the most rewarding role I've had in a while," Snow says. "This is the thing where I went to work every day just scared out of my mind, because it's so unlike me. What I found is it's actually really sad. I do feel for the character."

THE CarverS

Is this just a RUSE? Is FX Networks just fucking with us? Why would they release this picture on their press website?!?!?! I bet all cast members took photos with the Carver mask/garb and they posted these to throw us off. Whatcha think??

CARVER UNMASKED PICS!

WHO IS IT???


These are press pics from FX Networks!




The CARVER is Driving Me NUTS

OMG....I can't wait for tonight. This whole Carver thing is driving me up the wall. Who else is feeling my pain? I have read over so many theories that I haven't a CLUE to who it is now. All theories have valid points. It's crazy. ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

We will know in a little over 14 hours now!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!

12.16.2005

The Apprentice Strikes A New Low!

A MAJOR MESS! Last night, NBC's "The Apprentice" gained a new apprentice for Donald Trump. Randal Pinkett was hired and Rebecca was ALMOST hired but Pinkett said no when asked by the Donald. With fugly Alla and Felisha in the background saying no as well. It was very disappointing for a finale to end so weird. Rebecca did well to keep her emtions in check. The Donald should have had more guts to make his own decision and as a result he looked like a wimp. It must have been discussed prior to the show because Randal looked a little too rehearsed in his "I AM A ONE MAN SHOW!" speech. BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

Okay, back to Alla. BITTER BITCH PARTY OF ONE! Good riddens and thank goodness you did not make it to the final round. She has ice for blood and we can only imagine how she would have run her sweat shop.

Okay, back to Randal. Randal was a class act until last night. Sure, it's okay to want the limelight all to YO SELF but c'mon. It would have been a first to have the Donald hire two people. I think Randal was afraid of being outdone AGAIN! Rebecca on the final task BEAT YO ASS hands down.

And now to YAHOO! who looked like complete ASS. Whoever that woman executive was for YAHOO! really put a damper on raising money for a very important charity, the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Was it really a surprise to see the CFO of YAHOO! show up at the live finale to make a $100,000.00 donation. NO! They should have donated another $100,000 for the fugly woman executive. Because she messed up big time in pushing for YAHOO to be so prominent and in everybody's face. The woman executive from YAHOO! should be put in the front of the Donald for a good firing.

Not sure that I can really watch "The Apprentice" again after last night. It left you asking tons of questions, a little on the "icky" side and then completely pissed off! What a mess of a show and some bitter contestants who barely got to talk unless they were women. Perhaps the Donald was still on his "menu" state of mind. Just a big ole mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.15.2005

Nip/Tuck's CARVER Revealed!

*******MAJOR SPOILER ALERT BELOW********


I just constructed an image of the Carver out of individual frames from the Carver's online videos on MySpace. If you notice at the end of each video there is some flashing. Well it looked like and eye to me. I slowed it down and sure enough it was but it was upside down. I looked through a couple more frames and I saw a forehead and hair.

I took both images and rotated them around so they would fit and I had the left side of the face. I made a mirror copy to get the right side and BAM! There's our CARVER! (Shhh...but I think it is Julia!) Click the picture to see the fullsize image.

12.14.2005

Microsoft in a Tizzy Over its XBOX 360

Yes, the holidays are upon us and all the children's parents are out at BestBuy getting the new XBOX 360 for under the tree, menorah, or festivus pole....but are they really? This thing is RIDDLED with problems! Over-heating is the main one. BestBuy is even allowing customers to return the video game console with a "No Questions Asked" policy until the middle of January! The consumers in Japan are even turning their noses up at the console. There are a large number of XBOX 360s still on the shelves after the launch on December 10th. What a mess for Microsoft.


Microsoft's XBOX 360


I myself am an AVID Nintendo fanatic. I just don't do the Playstation or XBOX routes. I'm glad Nintendo is going down a different road in this current "console war" and came up with innovative technology to set itself apart from the pack.


Nintendo's Revolution (ign.com)

The controller is all the buzz right now on various Nintendo message boards and gaming websites. Definitely check it out, and at a reported $149.00 - $199.00 price tag I will certainly be one of the first people in line to get this amazing new piece of hardware! Why settle for only better graphics (with Playstation 3 or XBOX 360) when I can get better graphics, all of Nintendo's game library for download-and-play (dating back to 1981), AND a totally NEW way to play games all in one new console? My bet is on Nintendo to regain the top spot in the console video game market come 2006-2007!

12.13.2005

FireFox RULEZ

OK. If you have NEVER downloaded and installed FireFox before then I suggest you click the FireFox button on the left side of this blog and get it. Firefox is a Internet browser that is FAR SUPERIOR to Internet Explorer. You can even use it if you use AOL to connect to the Internet. TRY IT OUT! :)

12.12.2005

FEELING PRETTY!

You did not hear it from us........but stay tuned to Project Runway Season 2. (Kudos to Heidi Klum for being preggers and still being f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s)

Andrae, pictured here below is a MAJOR MESS who had a MAJOR MELTDOWN and could have possibly survived the first round with his hysterical crying scene. Tim told you he was concerned with your concept.....HELLO!! BIG HINT!!

We say..."GET A GRIP MARY!" And stop with the sashay. That's why you have a professional model.

Also stay tuned this week for a possible explosion between Santiago and judge Nina. For loyal viewers, you know that they don't call her hurricane Nina for nothing. What are you thinking Santiago?

You are either in or your out! We say you are either a mess or not!

12.09.2005

Big Ole Mess now has a domain name!!!

From now on you can access Big Ole Mess by typing "www.bigolemess.com" or "bigolemess.com" into your favorite browser!! I believe your favorite browser should be FireFox, but hey...that's just my opinion.

Strong Bad!


If you're ever bored or find yourself in a mess visit Strong Bad's email website. You can get a great laugh by watching the numerous clips or send him an email asking for advice to get out of your big ole mess! If you can't decide which one to watch click the 'random.bat' at the top right corner of Strong Bad's Lappy 486 computer and he'll pick one out for you! Have fun!

What's your favorite synonym for 'MESS'?


chaos
clutter
disarray
discombobulation
fright
hodgepodge
mishmash
monstrosity
rat's nest
shambles
wreck

12.07.2005

Vocab Blast From the Past

I couldn't believe I had forgotten how cool the word "rad" is. I mean...damn...it's RAD! I totally had not heard that word in YEARS since this morning during a chat with a friend of mine that lives where I grew up. Check it out:

[09:06] Friend: HAPPY B DAY 2 ME!
[09:07] BMM: oh yay
[09:07] BMM: 25!
[09:07] Friend: yup!
[09:07] BMM: u may now rent a car
[09:07] BMM: congrats
[09:07] Friend: this is true!
[09:07] Friend: thanks!
[09:07] BMM: lol
[09:08] Friend: and they no longer can charge me the underage fees
[09:08] BMM: you are 1/4 of a century old
[09:08] Friend: for renting cars
[09:08] Friend: man
[09:08] BMM: and your insurance goes down
[09:08] Friend: does it?!
[09:08] BMM: yup
[09:08] Friend: rad!
[09:08] BMM: OMG
[09:08] BMM: you just said rad
[09:08] Friend: lol
[09:08] BMM: i haven't heard that in AGES
[09:08] BMM: i may just have to blog this
[09:08] Friend: thats the coolest word ever!

12.06.2005

SHAME ON FORD MOTOR COMPANY

Ford Motor Company announced today that they will no longer advertise in the gay market for LandRover and Jaguar!! I SAY MESS! MESS!! MESS!!

Ford Motor Company had been under a boycott by the religious right and says that the decision is not related to the boycott. WHATEVER!!

As someone who has owned Ford vehicles in the past, I am extremely disappointed in this announcement. What a wimp ass wuss move on Ford's part to bow down to the American Family Association. Families in America are more diverse than they have ever been.

As Mom always said....."religion and politics don't mix honey!"

SHAME ON FORD AND THE AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION!!

12.05.2005

Shutdown the City! It's SNOWING!

[begin rant]

Lord Jesus! You would have thought that the terrorist alert level had gone to RED with the way people act around this city when it starts snowing. The whole damn federal government freaks out, sends people home, and shuts itself down!

Motorists on 395, 270 Spur, and the Beltway, among others, are all CRA-ZY. No one knows how to drive in this city first of all. We are a cross-section of every citizen in this country. Put us in the same city and driving habits mix and cause great confusion. Put snow up in the middle of us and it's just one big clusterfuck here in Our Nation's Capitol! I hope I don't go all ROAD RAGE on some idiot from Maryland today while driving home! You must pray.

[end rant]

Today's Baptist Church Bulletin

SENTENCES WHICH ACTUALLY APPEARED IN A CHURCH BULLETIN OR WERE ANNOUNCED IN A SERVICE

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4 P.M. there will be an ice cream social. Will ladies giving
milk, please come early.

Wednesday the Ladies Literary Society will meet. Mrs. Johns will sing "Put
Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.

Thursday at 5 P.M. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
wishing to become Little Mothers will please meet the Minister in his
study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jackson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expenses of the
new carpeting. All wishing to do something on the carpet, please come
forward and get a piece of paper.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

A White Trash Christmas



A co-worker just sent me this funny video! Check it out:

A White Trash CrisMESS!


The Holiday Party Season Has Started!!

Okie dokie. Myself and BMM attended a fabulous holiday party on Saturday evening. The invitation was very nice and we totally expected that the guest of honor would be in attendance. BUT NO! The four legged canine was not invited to his own party. He was held hostage at a nearby neighbor's house. Buster should have been there with an outfit on and reindeer antlers on his head! What the hell!!

Anyway......the night got very interesting. We were quite entertained with three women who we shall refer to as the "Three Wise Queens" due to the intake of alcohol.

Silky - Wise Woman #1 - was swaying in the wind although there was no wind inside the house. She could not have walked a straight line if she tried. She also had the "I LOVE YOU MAN" syndrome for the rest of the evening. Even when I called her dude as we were watching V. Tech get hammered by Florida State.

Rosy Cheeks - Wise Woman # 2 (owner of the house) was in rare form as well. She was busy entertaining the remaining drunks with drinks and trying to play matchmaker as well with a local neighbor man. The local neighbor man is related to a band member of Pearl Jam. Rosy was going through her list of Wisteria Lane to see who might be suitable for the gentlman. By the way.....Rosy was having this conversation in her pajamas, drinking wine and opening up a gift from "Silky" while Silky kept screaming that "YOU ARE SO GONNA LOVE THIS!" The gift was a Frogger game that plugs directly into the t.v. FROGGER...blast from the past!

The third wise woman was Miss Cleo. Miss Cleo was quite the trip. She kept the party at full throttle and was using party napkins as foul napkins for the party and for the V. Tech/FSU game. "FAG on the play, I mean Flag on the play" was her constant cry as she kept throwing napkins in the air. Miss Cleo also likes to arm wrestle. Don't do it. This girl has muscles from days gone by. She arm wrestled her brothers as a child and has not lost a match yet. Be AFRAID!

It was a long evening for us as we had been to the Miss Arlington pageant before the party. We were happy to announce to the three wise women that it was a good pageant and there was a lack of cameltoe this time around. Although BMM thinks he saw a little bit of CT on the winner but could not confirm the sighting.

We left the three big messes (the three wise women) to finish their wine and stories as it was approaching 1 a.m. The next day we got a phone call informing us that we left too soon because "Silky" was explaining the fine talents of dry humping to the older neighborhood gentleman. MESS!

We love the three wise women for being big ole messes. Congrats ladies. You made the blog.

12.02.2005

12.01.2005

Shirley MacLaine Loves Her Some Oscar

Recently quoted in a CNN.com article, Shirley MacLaine states that she loves winning awards, but don't dress her up all nice! Most actors/actresses are modest about these things, but I love how Shirley tells the truth!

When it comes to candor about the Oscars, Shirley MacLaine may take the best-actress prize. The five-time nominee, who won best actress for "Terms of Endearment," was blunt about the possibility of winning again, this time for her supporting role as a grandma in the sibling-rivalry tale "In Her Shoes."

"I love to win those things. Love it," MacLaine said. "The only part about it I don't like is the red carpet and getting a dress and walking around in high heels and holding in my stomach. I hate that."

I can't help to notice how much different she looks in her recently released film "In Her Shoes" versus her upcoming film "Rumor Has It". She looks so much younger and thinner in the latter! I guess it's the hair and makeup? What do you think?


"In Her Shoes"


"Rumor Has It..."

MESS if you ask me...