OK...So I know that the Miss America Pageant is an establishment in this great country of ours, but there is something often overlooked at this event as well as in it's preliminaries. GIRLS!! PLEASE!! CHECK YO SELF!! (before walking out on stage).
I was at a preliminary pageant for Miss Pennsylvania (will not say which) and I saw way too much more than I should have. I figured the other contestants would say, "Girl, you need to fix that...your CAMEL TOE is showing!"...but no! MESS!
The judges were probably thinking, "Well just put that thing on a platter and bring it right up into my face why don't you?". Lordy.
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Mess cubed!
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