Michael Phelps Can Hear You During "Every Stroke"

OK, Michael Phelps...you might wanna read what you type out before pressing the [enter] key. YES, yes...we all know what you meant. You meant "SWIMMING strokes", but STILL...people with gutter minds (like me...sometimes...maybe) post these things on blogs (like this one...kinda). Anywho. this Facebook status update is a Big Ole Mess: