Lord Jesus! You would have thought that the terrorist alert level had gone to RED with the way people act around this city when it starts snowing. The whole damn federal government freaks out, sends people home, and shuts itself down!
Motorists on 395, 270 Spur, and the Beltway, among others, are all CRA-ZY. No one knows how to drive in this city first of all. We are a cross-section of every citizen in this country. Put us in the same city and driving habits mix and cause great confusion. Put snow up in the middle of us and it's just one big clusterfuck here in Our Nation's Capitol! I hope I don't go all ROAD RAGE on some idiot from Maryland today while driving home! You must pray.