BLAM!! Get You a Taste of Some Bitch Pudding!

What's up hoes?? My better half introduced me to the best animated character OF ALL TIME (cue Kanye) last weekend...BITCH PUDDING!! BLAM!! This Big Ole Animated Wonderful Mess reminds me of a SUPER sassy, blonde haired Suzzanne Sugarbaker (from Designing Women) mashed up with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas (you know...ghetto-girl voice coming out of a white girl).

She first appeared (for seven seconds) on Robot Chicken during [adult swim] in the "My Black Cherry is Gone" segment. She made QUITE the impression!



According to bitchpuddin.com,

The Bitch was voiced by Katee Sackhoff.

Katee: THANK YOU!

***EDIT*** I just found her *real* second appearance! It's here: "Beginning Season Five" in the "Saving Private Gigli" episode of Robot Chicken. BLAM!!

I almost died from the hysterical laughing that ensued after watching the THIRD (and sadly last) appearance of Bitch Puddin: "YO NAME IS ****FACE!!". I have to say I LOVE how she *twirls* out of the door on her exit.



Many peeps are obsessed with Miss Bitch now, and riots may break out if we don't get more of her soon! She's only been on Robot Chicken three times! ugh! Bring her back!! I found two Facebook pages dedicated to Bitch Pudding here and here. Go ahead and LIKE her and get you a taste of some Bitch Puddin!!!

Driving and Shaving: The New Texting-While-Driving

CLEARLY this woman is a BIG OLE MESS. Read for yourselves! (Originally saw this on a friend's tweet/twitpic here: http://twitpic.com/4tcduy)

Prop 8 and Rush Limbaugh's Hypocrisy

(Originally posted as a note on my Facebook. I figured it needed a larger audience.)

I can't just sit on this any longer without speaking out...

Rush Limbaugh on Prop 8 defeat:

"They seek to impose their perverted views, their depraved views on family and marriage," he thundered. "Nobody's denying anybody the right to get married. Marriage? There's a definition of it, for it. It means something. Marriage is a union of a man and a woman. And, he concluded, "This is about destroying an institution."

No sir, YOU have participated in "destroying an institution" by marrying FOUR times and DIVORCING THREE times. You clearly have ZERO respect for the institution of marriage.

There is nothing perverted or depraved about a life long commitment to the human being that you fall in love with and to have that relationship recognized by law. It's called marriage and I hope that one day that right is available to me.

To quote a friend, Frenchie Davis:

"Eph 6:5 "slaves obey your masters....", Col 3:22 "servants obey your masters", Tim 2:9 1Pt 2:18 "servants be subject to your masters in all fear..." there was a time when these bible verses were used to justify the institution of slavery....we can play "the Bible says...." game alllllll day.....using GOD to justify your bigotry is a far more sinful "lifestyle choice" than anything else."

F*** My Life

Feeling like a BIG OLE MESS today? Well head on over to fmylife.com and post your anecdote for the masses to read! These are hilarious! The best part is agreeing with the post or voting that the person "deserved" what happened to them.

Here are a few of today's notable posts:

Today, I was walking down the street and i saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. I thought it fell out of the pocket of the man in front of me so i decided to do the right thing and i asked him if he dropped it. He said yes and took it. I later realized the 20 dollars was mine. FML

Today, friends threw me a party for finishing my dissertation. I've worked on it for months. They carried my computer downstairs to have music, dropping it halfway. My work was on there. Only back-up? On my flash drive I just found on the floor, crushed by someone's foot. It's due tomorrow. FML

Today, I had to make a family tree for one of my classes. When I was going through it, I realized that both my parents have the same last name. So, I asked them about it and they told me that they are second cousins. FML

www.FMyLife.com

Put a ring on it...... takes a whole new meaning

Check those Frosty drinks before drinking them! This story is a big ole mess. Although they did get flown to New York to appear on the Today Show. She ate the Frosty on a Tuesday and it came out on Thursday (ewwww!). Our hope is that she is getting another ring as this one might be a bit too repulsive for folks to admire.

BOM!!!

SURPRISE! Red-Staters Top Consumers of Porn

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