Devoted to life stories, people, and events that are BIG OLE MESSES! ....and pop culture in general.
6.05.2006
Let's Pick on the Gays Again to Rally the Conservative Base! ---MESS
5.25.2006
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
We had Taylor picked from the beginning. The music industry needs some fresh and different talent.
CONGRATS TO TAYLOR!
The soul patrol in action.
Sidenote: McPhee's mom is a big ole mess. Pageant mom to the ninth degree.
YIKES!! Run Katharine RUN!!!
4.15.2006
Project Runway 2.....TRUE WINNER!!!
ALWAYS AND FOREVER A NICK FAN!
So glad to see that Nick and "Where's Andrea!" were a part of the festivities at the GLAAD Media Awards. If you have not attended a GLAAD Media Awards ceremony you have truly missed out. Lots of Absolut Vodka, awards and a chance to mingle and chat with celebrities.
I will never forget my encounter with Rosie O'Donnell. She looked at me and said....."I know you!" I am sure my mouth is still on the floor at the NYC Marriott. LOL!!!
For the record.....the ONLY REAL big ole mess from Project Runway Season 2 was and will always be SATAN...I mean.....SANTINO!! Ewww. Ick. Yuck!! Yup that pretty much sums up Santino in a nutshell. C'mon.....those final outfits from Santino were a mess. Crooked boobs and all.
What were the judges thinking? You can only get so much out of ratings and then you need to keep it real. Just food for thought if the producers are thinking of PR#3.
NICK VERREOS ROCKS!!
4.13.2006
BUCKY GETS BUCKED!!!!
America was a big ole mess....until last night.
Bucky got voted off of American Idol after a horrendous rendition
of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls".
Bucky just didn't have the singing chops after the last three weeks and leaving him in the competition would have been another BIG OLE MESS! We won't even talk about that haircut.
Back to North Cackalacki or bust!!!
4.06.2006
Just stop and identify yourself.....much ado about.........NOTHING!!!
Yup. Congresswoman McKinney is a big ole mess. Don't really need to say much here.
Click on the following link to see how a congresswoman can talk in complete circles.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/06/mckinney/index.html
We love some Soledad O'Brien!!!
This is sure to be a Saturday Night Live skit and we cannot wait!
3.01.2006
HAPPY MARDI GRAS - Fat Tuesday - 80's style in D.C.
Okay. DJ Jason is not a mess. We think? Although he did have us order 6 "prissy" shots to celebrate "FAT TUESDAY"! The mess was on the dance floor. Men gyrating with men, bedroom eyes through beer goggles and men cutting in line to the bathroom, when the line was cleary in cue. HELLLURRRR!! Madea would have taken her gun and shot the poor bastard dead trying to squat before she did. Needless to say.....Fun was had by all in Washington, DC at Cobalt dancing to the awesome tunes of DJ Jason Royce (who also filled in as lighting tech. The original lighting tech was missing and was last seen on the spotlight at the Crew Club. Hmmm. T.M.I.!! Really!!! Rock on DJ Royce and also for trying hard, really hard, to find a song by George Michael with a cellblock flare. Earlier we were awarded beads by the Green Lantern Angels crew of Coco, Blair Michaels and Miss Lena Lett. Blair was a bit of a B.O.M. but still handle the pole like a true stripper should and Coco was just happy to be watching the bartender on bartender action while Miss Lena Lett bowed to no one. Miss Lett likes a good show of Big Ole Messes and happily entertained the crowd with her antics of "Bitch, you don't know me very well do you! Don't mess with Miss Lena!! WE LOVE US SOME MISS LENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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