FEELING PRETTY!

You did not hear it from us........but stay tuned to Project Runway Season 2. (Kudos to Heidi Klum for being preggers and still being f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s)

Andrae, pictured here below is a MAJOR MESS who had a MAJOR MELTDOWN and could have possibly survived the first round with his hysterical crying scene. Tim told you he was concerned with your concept.....HELLO!! BIG HINT!!

We say..."GET A GRIP MARY!" And stop with the sashay. That's why you have a professional model.

Also stay tuned this week for a possible explosion between Santiago and judge Nina. For loyal viewers, you know that they don't call her hurricane Nina for nothing. What are you thinking Santiago?

You are either in or your out! We say you are either a mess or not!

Big Ole Mess now has a domain name!!!

From now on you can access Big Ole Mess by typing "www.bigolemess.com" or "bigolemess.com" into your favorite browser!! I believe your favorite browser should be FireFox, but hey...that's just my opinion.

Strong Bad!

If you're ever bored or find yourself in a mess visit Strong Bad's email website. You can get a great laugh by watching the numerous clips or send him an email asking for advice to get out of your big ole mess! If you can't decide which one to watch click the 'random.bat' at the top right corner of Strong Bad's Lappy 486 computer and he'll pick one out for you! Have fun!

What's your favorite synonym for 'MESS'?

chaos
clutter
disarray
discombobulation
fright
hodgepodge
mishmash
monstrosity
rat's nest
shambles
wreck

Vocab Blast From the Past

I couldn't believe I had forgotten how cool the word "rad" is. I mean...damn...it's RAD! I totally had not heard that word in YEARS since this morning during a chat with a friend of mine that lives where I grew up. Check it out:

[09:06] Friend: HAPPY B DAY 2 ME!
[09:07] BMM: oh yay
[09:07] BMM: 25!
[09:07] Friend: yup!
[09:07] BMM: u may now rent a car
[09:07] BMM: congrats
[09:07] Friend: this is true!
[09:07] Friend: thanks!
[09:07] BMM: lol
[09:08] Friend: and they no longer can charge me the underage fees
[09:08] BMM: you are 1/4 of a century old
[09:08] Friend: for renting cars
[09:08] Friend: man
[09:08] BMM: and your insurance goes down
[09:08] Friend: does it?!
[09:08] BMM: yup
[09:08] Friend: rad!
[09:08] BMM: OMG
[09:08] BMM: you just said rad
[09:08] Friend: lol
[09:08] BMM: i haven't heard that in AGES
[09:08] BMM: i may just have to blog this
[09:08] Friend: thats the coolest word ever!

SHAME ON FORD MOTOR COMPANY

Ford Motor Company announced today that they will no longer advertise in the gay market for LandRover and Jaguar!! I SAY MESS! MESS!! MESS!!

Ford Motor Company had been under a boycott by the religious right and says that the decision is not related to the boycott. WHATEVER!!

As someone who has owned Ford vehicles in the past, I am extremely disappointed in this announcement. What a wimp ass wuss move on Ford's part to bow down to the American Family Association. Families in America are more diverse than they have ever been.

As Mom always said....."religion and politics don't mix honey!"

SHAME ON FORD AND THE AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION!!