Mississippi State vs. Ole Miss (or Ole Mess whichever you prefer)
After a lackluster season for both teams, it was a showdown. Most of the critics picked the Rebels for a big win. UPSET!!! State not only won the football game - but they looked like a bowl bound team! 35-14 was the final score. It was a great game to see and we had the perfect seats. The only thing not perfect were the Ole Miss fans sitting in front of us. They left early in the 4th quarter with the Rebel flag tucked firmly in their ass.
It takes a lot of nerve for an Ole Miss fan to walk through the Bulldog tailgate parties. One rebel almost got his ass kicked for doing so. Just ignant!!
I say so long until next year Ole Miss because ya'll were a big ole mess - on and off the field. Mo power to the dawgs!!
11.30.2005
The Lottery
I want to give a shout-out to my cuzzins, LS & SS out in Los Angles. They are releasing their first CD with the band "The Lottery". The CD is titled "All your Vices, Use Them Well".
Check them out here: The Lottery on MySpace OR The Lottery's Official Website (Coming Soon)!!
Also, the tracks from the CD will be available through iTunes very soon.
Check them out here: The Lottery on MySpace OR The Lottery's Official Website (Coming Soon)!!
Also, the tracks from the CD will be available through iTunes very soon.
Starkville, Mississippi's Biggest Mess Proclaims, "This Town Loooooves ME!"
So R24 and I get to Starkville, MS on Friday night. We were there to see friends and go to the Mississippi State vs. Mississippi football game (MSU won handily 35-14). Anywho, Mr. LPB was a drunken MESS before we even got there. See, LPB is one of my bestest friends and he was a mean ole bitch that night!
We were at a restaurant with some friends having dinner and this queen was yellin and screamin. We tried to settle him down and all he kept saying was that "These people in here KNOOOOOWWW ME! They don't care! This town LOOOOVES ME!".
LOL. I about fell out of my chair. Um YEAH...they love how you ACT A FOOL out in public!! UGH...and LPB was picking on me all night! :( BLAH!
However, the next day we all had fun and everything was ok. I think what happens is as long as you are on the same drunken level as the next person then you don't notice how obnoxious you or anyone else around you is. I'm sure I was a big ole mess retard during the tailgate and game! :)
We were at a restaurant with some friends having dinner and this queen was yellin and screamin. We tried to settle him down and all he kept saying was that "These people in here KNOOOOOWWW ME! They don't care! This town LOOOOVES ME!".
LOL. I about fell out of my chair. Um YEAH...they love how you ACT A FOOL out in public!! UGH...and LPB was picking on me all night! :( BLAH!
However, the next day we all had fun and everything was ok. I think what happens is as long as you are on the same drunken level as the next person then you don't notice how obnoxious you or anyone else around you is. I'm sure I was a big ole mess retard during the tailgate and game! :)
11.21.2005
BREAKING HOLIDAYS NEWS FROM WASHINGTON, D.C.
There will be no nativity scene in Washington, DC this year!
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.
There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Twinkle Twankle
Jesus Christ on a Cross! I had no idea that the GOP chairname's name, in Alabama, is TWINKLE. LOL! What were ole mom and pop thinking?
Twinkle Andress Cavanaugh
I saw her today on MSNBC talking about the War in Iraq. She was claiming that the Democrats are anti-American in their current rhetoric for wanting to pull out of the war. She quoted Howard Dean (DNC leader) for calling Republicans "only white Christians" after trying to defend Rep. Jean Schmidt's (R-Ohio) quip from a Marine colonel: "He asked me to send Congress a message -- stay the course. He also asked me to send Congressman Murtha a message -- that cowards cut and run, Marines never do," Schmidt said. Murtha is a 37-year Marine veteran.
[HEY SCHMIDT! Insert foot in mouth now.]
Anywayz...
What if for some reason (and I am being very hypothetical here) if she were to rise in the ranks, run for President, and win?
Reporter #1: "Umm...Madame President Twinkle...Do you feel that the other heads-of-state are wrong when they giggle at the sound of your name as you enter a room?"
President Twinkle: "Yes...I do. Now...does anyone have a legitimate question to ask regarding this summit?"
Reporter #2: "Madame President Twinkle...if you could be any star in this grand universe of ours, excluding Holly and Bali Woods, which one would you be and why?"
President Twinkle: "For God's sake! This press conference is OVER!"
I don't think the press would ever get over her name.
Twinkle Andress Cavanaugh
I saw her today on MSNBC talking about the War in Iraq. She was claiming that the Democrats are anti-American in their current rhetoric for wanting to pull out of the war. She quoted Howard Dean (DNC leader) for calling Republicans "only white Christians" after trying to defend Rep. Jean Schmidt's (R-Ohio) quip from a Marine colonel: "He asked me to send Congress a message -- stay the course. He also asked me to send Congressman Murtha a message -- that cowards cut and run, Marines never do," Schmidt said. Murtha is a 37-year Marine veteran.
[HEY SCHMIDT! Insert foot in mouth now.]
Anywayz...
What if for some reason (and I am being very hypothetical here) if she were to rise in the ranks, run for President, and win?
Reporter #1: "Umm...Madame President Twinkle...Do you feel that the other heads-of-state are wrong when they giggle at the sound of your name as you enter a room?"
President Twinkle: "Yes...I do. Now...does anyone have a legitimate question to ask regarding this summit?"
Reporter #2: "Madame President Twinkle...if you could be any star in this grand universe of ours, excluding Holly and Bali Woods, which one would you be and why?"
President Twinkle: "For God's sake! This press conference is OVER!"
I don't think the press would ever get over her name.
Wretched-Ass Plant
Well it looks like the nasty smelling Amorphophallus titanum plant is in bloom again at the U.S. Botanic Garden in D.C. I saw and smelled it a couple of years ago with my friend JM. It was N-A-S-T-Y and impressive all at the same time. Wonder why "phallus" is in it's name....Hmmmmm...???
A quote from the CNN.com article: "Now that it's in bloom, the plant has also started emitting a smell that's drawn comparisons to garbage, spoiled meat, and rotting fish."
That is one big ole 12 foot high, stank, RANK MESS.
A quote from the CNN.com article: "Now that it's in bloom, the plant has also started emitting a smell that's drawn comparisons to garbage, spoiled meat, and rotting fish."
That is one big ole 12 foot high, stank, RANK MESS.
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