PANK is the New BLAH!

I HAVE to give a shout-out to this blog that was just introduced to me by DMN called Pink is the New Blog. This blog is hilarious! Oh...and I'm loving the paparazzi photos. Definitely take a look. This guy makes the celebs look like huge messes.

F.A.G.

The good people at Grayson Fairbanks, Inc. have put together a line of body products in an attempt to eliminate the negative connotations attached to the word "fag". 'Fag' is now an acronym that stands for "Fabulous and Gay". What a great idea!

Their signature product is called "F.A.G. in a Bag" and it includes: Hair and Body Wash, Hair Conditioner, Body Cream, Shave Cream, and Lip Balm.

Other products are available including t-shirts :) Check it out!

RLY says, "What will they think of next?"

I say, "MESS!"

I am 'Lost'

Lost was great last night! I am seriously buying into the theory that all the passengers are really dead and that the island represent some type of purgatory. It seems that when one of the islanders put closure to something that has been bothering them they die (or move on to the spiritual world). Just like last night when someone (Sayid) finally believed in Shannon we heard the whispers of "The Others" and bam she's gone.

I can't wait to see next week's episode and learn the fate of the back half of the airplane. This show is addictive and drives people NUTS. There are so many message boards and websites devoted to Oceanic Flight #815 that I'm deeming it one Big Ole Mess.

THE VIRGINIA GOVERNOR'S RACE

Thank goodness the election is finally over.
Nothing but an ugly mess.

Could you possibly imagine 4 years of Kilgore and that high pitched southern voice.

Thankfully Kain prevailed and struck another blow to the Bush White House!

Would you really be that cruel?

Just in case you missed the last episode of "Desperate Housewives" you can now download from Itunes for a mere $1.99 per episode. I know....DAMN, that's cheap.
So...in the episode there is a work related situation with Lynn. Apparently she has been the butt of many jokes in the office about her lack of attire. She buys a stunning white suit and to leaves the tags intact so that she can return it after the big meeting. During the big meeting she slightly turns and her boss notices a price tag on the skirt. Most decent people would pull you aside and tell you privately that you are giving some Minnie Pearl. But no....Lynn is humiliated when her boss rips the tag off of the skirt and hands it to her. WHAT A BITCH!! Perhaps there will be a good cat fight between these two before the end of the season. Go Lynn!! Take a whack-a-wheezer!!
Other items of desperate mention. C'mon Bree the dude is a creep, he helped Rex to an early grave and he is a big ole closet "MO!"
Gabrielle, playing hard to get is just not your game. What happened to the diversity in the circle this week? Susan, Susan, SUSAN!! The crying in Mom's wedding gown, running barefoot after Mike, standing in the middle of the street, blocking Mike's truck, pleading for mercy and begging for forgiveness was a "BIG OLE MESS" and a little too much over the top.

Miss Camel Toe 2005

OK...So I know that the Miss America Pageant is an establishment in this great country of ours, but there is something often overlooked at this event as well as in it's preliminaries. GIRLS!! PLEASE!! CHECK YO SELF!! (before walking out on stage).

I was at a preliminary pageant for Miss Pennsylvania (will not say which) and I saw way too much more than I should have. I figured the other contestants would say, "Girl, you need to fix that...your CAMEL TOE is showing!"...but no! MESS!

The judges were probably thinking, "Well just put that thing on a platter and bring it right up into my face why don't you?". Lordy.